A most vulgar Sunday
I'm rolling off a potent mix of influences right now, including: -Florence & The Machine (NEW ALBUM SO GOOOOOD) -YouTube videos of Jonathan Van Ness (don't know him? Go look him up. Right now. Go. I'll wait.) -Sparse sleep (dog-watching the ageing dachshund, Honey Doodle, inevitably means I'm awake in the weeeee morning hours of, oh, anywhere from 3 to 5 am) -Dubious skincare shopping on Amazon in said wee hours (any excuse to say "wee hours,") -A 4:30 am self-diagnosis of MELASMA, which is a freaking joke, honestly. Did you know birth control can at once clear acne and simultaneously create prime conditions for incorrigible brown spots? I mean yes, I know age is inevitable, but these stained-on wrinkles permanently smeared across my forehead are officially NOT OKAY. I'm out to get 'em with a mean cocktail of hyaluronic acid and Vitamin C and whatever other potent herbal remedies I can drum up, because you know I am not about to trust any ...